August 16, 2006

365.25

Today at approximately 14h40, it is a year since my arrival here. Nothing has changed, everything has changed, etcaetera, woe unto mortals for whom time does not wait.

Surprisingly enough, i’m no fatter than when i left. Unsurprisingly enough, i’m still not on any definitive path to enlightenment and/or a career.

This year’s major event: developing sufficent facial hair for a modest moustache and chin thingy.

This year’s unmajor event: depending on whether you mean a small yet significant event, or an event so insignificant as to be the absolute antithesis to a major event, in which case i’m sure i can safely say that at some point it is likely i farted in my sleep, stepped on a crack in the sidewalk, walked in a puddle, missed my train, waited in line, stayed up passed my bedtime.

Years used to be counted not from January to December, but September to June. Henceforth the year begins on August 16th. Today is the first day of the second year a.e. (after expatriation). The end draws nigh. Repent and/or get shitfaced.

Comments for “365.25” :

  • get shitfaced before repenting. If you do it the other way round you only feel guilty.

    Happy Anniversary!

  • so you’re pretty much like the rest of us.
    have a drink on me dude.i’ll meet you at BB Kings round midnight.

  • A whole year. In deference to this personal landmark, I’ll go easy on the genevabilia for a while.

    Happy anniversary.

  • H: thanks, i’ll try to remember that

    MOTS: Thanks for the offer. Would have been fun. Unfortunately i was in brooklyn at midnight.

    WH: Praise the lawd! You was causin me some awful sadness. I’d fine m’self sittin roun’ contemplatin ma mortality, mindin ma own business, and you’d up n’ throw one them curve balls at me, all about what home was like, what with the lake an the mountain’s an all, an i’d just break down an cry. So thank you.