am i sitting on the floor in an empty apartment watching tv in my hula-dancer motif orange boxer shorts after finishing a thing of hummus, a jar of olives, half a cucumber peeled with a steak knife, and two dozen teency weeency cherry tomatoes, washed down with a frozen chocolate-covered Entenmann donut? Is M back in Geneva while i stay on for a few weeks living with my cousin?
yes to both.
Comments for “i’m a middle-aged bachelorette” :
Ah, the perfect empty apartment meal…and it sounds as if you were wearing the perfect empty apartment ensemble.
I’m surprised though…no turkish delight? Whenever we move out of an apartment I always find a box of turkish delight. Which is strange because I’ve never bought a box of turkish delight.
helena | Homepage | 08 10 2007 at 6:10 am
is that anything like afternoon delight?
i do believe in the spontaneous generation of random items. It is a matter of reaching some critical mass of dark matter (i.e. any pile of things that is deep and disorganized enough), for things to appear.
bering | Homepage | 13 10 2007 at 1:04 pm
similar to afternoon delight but more rose scented.
I’ve been doing my own experiments with the whole dark matter thing but unfortunately to to date all that ever seems to appear are odd socks, strange keyrings and the aforementioned turkish delight. Like the alchemists though I’m trying to find a way to turn those things into gold.
helena | Homepage | 14 10 2007 at 1:09 pm
now if only i could master the specific regeneration of socks sacrificed to the laundromat god…
bering | Homepage | 14 10 2007 at 3:33 pm